Monday, August 8, 2011

Topsy is not so Turvy.

I have a Topsy Turvy.  That and a planter full of basil are the extent of my garden (and all my skills can handle).

My hopes were high.  I had plans to make loads of salsa and fresh salads.  I was stoked for some bitchin' tomatoes.

This is what I was expecting:

And this is what I have:


One stinkin' tomato.

My Turvy has left the building.


  1. Ha! I have one dumb zucchini plant that came from a seed in our composting I guess. I let it grow with the hopes of abig bounty. It's like twelve feet long, took over one of our few flower beds and is a worthless piece of crap. Iam not a farmer and next year I will pull the rogue compost veggies like the weeds they are!

  2. Dude, the grocery store has some experts to do that shit for you, that's where I gets my salsa ingredients! :) I tried that gardening thing, turns out it's a lot of work that I really wasn't in to.. Too bad I found out 45 tomato plants too many!! Lesson learned!

  3. LOL!!! That's too funny. I am terrible at growing plants (or keeping them alive) but I've always seen the strawberry version of those and thought about trying it. If and when I ever do, hopefully I will get more than one strawberry :D

  4. I love it. You always make me laugh.

  5. I needed that laugh today. Thank you!