I was able to experience my first "it's not his" regarding me being preggo and it not being my husband's.
We were having dinner with the Cheesehead Limo drivers and their spouses (something we do once a year as a Thank You for their hard work).
The conversation went like this:
Me (looking at the menu): "Oh man, this place is dangerous for a pregnant lady!"
Driver M: "What? You're pregnant??"
Me: "Yes, but it's not Jesse's (husband). We actually don't even know who the father is."
Everyone at the table goes silent. And their eyebrows raise up.
And then, of course, I went into the entire story for everyone.
Is it wrong that I mess with people? Ultimately I do tell everyone the entirety of what I am doing (because I absolutely LOVE talking about it). But come on, it's okay that I have a teeny bit of fun with it, right??